{"product_id":"bbb-air-freshener-dumb-bitch","title":"BBB Air Freshener Dumb Bitch","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDumb Bitch Air Freshener\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eSome days, you need a little fresh air... and a little attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDumb Bitch Air Freshener\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect accessory for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor and a vehicle that's seen some questionable life choices. Hang it from your rearview mirror, office, locker, or anywhere that could use a fresh scent and an even fresher dose of personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eWhether it's an inside joke, a gag gift, or simply your daily reminder not to make dumb decisions, this air freshener is guaranteed to get laughs (and probably a few double takes).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLong-lasting fragrance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold, hilarious design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for cars, trucks, offices, lockers, and more\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight and easy to hang\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat novelty gift for friends with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eMay cause:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUncontrollable laughing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends asking, \"Who is that about?\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePassengers getting nervously quiet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe sudden urge to make better life decisions... or absolutely none at all.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause every ride smells better with a little sarcasm. Just remember—the air freshener is judging everyone equally.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nikk Drips","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59856687759441,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0647\/8040\/2769\/files\/c549e574-3e1e-4465-8c92-7d7716a96883.jpg?v=1784831570","url":"https:\/\/nikkdrips.com\/products\/bbb-air-freshener-dumb-bitch","provider":"Nikk Drips","version":"1.0","type":"link"}