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Funny Flames Candle - Calm Down Karen

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Funny Flames Candle – Calm Down Karen For the friend who’s one HOA complaint away from a full meltdown—or maybe just for you on a “not today” kind of day....

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Funny Flames Candle - Calm Down Karen
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Funny Flames Candle – Calm Down Karen

For the friend who’s one HOA complaint away from a full meltdown—or maybe just for you on a “not today” kind of day. The Calm Down Karen candle is here to serve peace, patience, and a passive-aggressive reminder to just take several seats.

Hand-poured with a calming blend of lemongrass, jasmine, and patchouli, this candle smells like deep breaths, inner peace, and absolutely no room for nonsense. The citrusy kick of lemongrass clears the air, soothing jasmine keeps things light, and patchouli brings the grounding energy your group chat desperately needs.

Light it when someone’s testing your patience, when customer service puts you on hold, or when you just need to remind the world (and yourself) that you’re above the drama.

Scent Notes:
Lemongrass, Jasmine, Patchouli

Product Features:

  • 9 oz hand-poured candle (2.9 x 3.4")

  • Coconut-apricot wax blend for a clean, slow burn

  • Up to 50 hours of burn time

  • Organic cotton wick

  • Paraben-free, phthalate-free, cruelty-free fragrance oils

  • Made and shipped from California, USA

  • Comes in a 4 oz glass jar with lid (Dimensions: 2.5 x 2.25 x 2.0") – because even Karen needs options

Perfect For:
Tense Tuesdays, diffusing drama, or gifting to that one friend who always needs to “speak to the manager”

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