Funny Flames Candle – Tomorrow Isn’t Promised “Do you, and be a hoe”—honestly, it’s the best life advice we’ve got. The Funny Flames Candle – Tomorrow Isn’t Promised is a...
“Do you, and be a hoe”—honestly, it’s the best life advice we’ve got. The Funny Flames Candle – Tomorrow Isn’t Promised is a cheeky reminder to live boldly, love freely, and stop saving your good energy for later. Because let’s be real—life’s too short not to light the good candle.
Hand-poured in California, this 9 oz candle is crafted with a luxe coconut apricot wax blend and features a rich, floral scent that’s as empowering as the message. Notes of cherry blossom, magnolia, and rose mix beautifully with warm sandalwood and tonka bean for a fragrance that’s soft, bold, and just a little seductive.
With up to 80 hours of burn time, this candle brings serious quality to your self-care nights, chill vibes, or spontaneous moments of existential clarity. Whether it’s a gift, a daily reminder, or just something to light while you dance around your room—you deserve it.
Perfect For: Living in the moment, giving great advice via candle, unapologetic self-expression, or gifting to that friend who needs a reminder to stop waiting and start doing
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