Calvin Novelty Condoms – "Because Protection Shouldn't Be Boring!" Tired of the same old serious bedroom vibe? Enter Calvin Novelty Condoms – where safety meets sarcasm. These aren't your average...
Calvin Novelty Condoms – "Because Protection Shouldn't Be Boring!"
Tired of the same old serious bedroom vibe? Enter Calvin Novelty Condoms – where safety meets sarcasm. These aren't your average rubber raincoats; they're conversation starters with a job to do.
Each condom comes with a surprise twist – whether it's glow-in-the-dark flair, tuxedo prints, or packaging so ridiculous you’ll want to show your friends (maybe not your parents). Designed for those who like to wrap it up responsibly and ridiculously.
Features:
Prevents oopsies and awkward conversations
Comes in designs that’ll make you say, “Wait, is that a superhero cape?”
Fits most – ego boost not included
Makes safe sex hilarious (which is honestly a win)
Wrap it with Calvin. Because if you're gonna do the deed, you might as well do it with style, sarcasm, and a rubber that looks like it's ready for Comic-Con.
*Electronic Devices Such as 510 batteries, vaporizers, disposables, etc. are not eligible for exchanges, refunds, or returns once they have been opened. Please refer to the original branded packaging of the item to find the manufacturer's contact information and manufacturer's warranty. Customers will need to contact the manufacturer on their own behalf to request a replacement or solution.
